1. Gee, I wonder where he picked up this behavior? 2. Ralph Needlemeyer: Webmaster for the biker gang, Hell's Riders 3. Please don't ask me to remind you to do anything else for a while 4. I got a lawyer, dad 5. I must say, Mr. Jennings, you have the worst case of Hives I've ever seen 6. Intoxicating beauty 7. Even par 8. Kitty, kitty, kitty 9. The sun is running out 10. Automatic defroster 11. Weed the garden 12. He needed more activity 13. Order me another computer and... 14. Junk mail 15. French fries 16. Wedding cake 17. Did you download me? 18. Expensive restaurant 19. Computer screen 20. This was in the suggestion box. What do you think it means? 21. You must've really been tired last night 22. I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space 23. What I did over the weekend 24. Bigger computer 25. NOW will you get rid of that chair?! 26. Used to chat line 27. Living near a golf course 28. Young, rich, sexy and want to carry golf clubs on the weekends 29. Upgrade 30. Greeting cards 31. This could never work 32. Online dating service 33. Tall, dark and handsome 34. Check your e-mail 35. Are you the one? 36. Firing you wasn't good enough 37. Making 7 figures 38. Snacking in between meals 39. Bedside story 40. Thrive on stress 41. Skipped the summer workout 42. Two hour lunch 43. Perfect first date 44. Position just opened up upstairs 45. I don't think the employees like me 46. Love for woodworking 47. Drinking a little wine is healthy 48. Free cable 49. What I did this summer 50. Police lineup 51. Not here for the meaning of life 52. Lying on dating services 53. You're selfish, arrogant and manipulative 54. Only one person who were compatible with you 55. Mind over matters 56. Scented magazine ads 57. Teacher's pet 58. Hypnosis 59. The doctor's trying to milk our insurance company 60. You're in 3rd grade now 61. Clean breed 62. No new computer 63. Carpal tunnel 64. Full sweeper bag 65. Cleaning strike 66. The grim reaper 67. Tired of keeping you company 68. The doctor will see you now 69. You're not big-boned 70. Satellite bill 71. Doggy Heaven 72. Too big? 73. Wash behind your ears 74. Lap dog 75. Smoking section 76. One more hamburger before going on a diet 77. Working out 78. Share something personal 79. Real problem with commitment 80. Mankind has already made their mark 81. Can I borrow a few channels? 82. Exotic cruise line 83. 639 missed calls 84. Learned to play golf 85. Got you flowers 86. Work very little and get paid a lot 87. Firemen 88. Motivational speaker 89. Vitamin 90. Teaching how to speak 91. PR firm 92. What's in it for me? 93. Tougher image 94. The first rule in business 95. Report on your dad 96. Nothing positive 97. "Your doctor is on the golf course today..." 98. Out of gas 99. Customer service department 100. Waiting room 101. Fat dog 102. Stranded 103. Nice little racket 104. Too loud 105. Cheat a lie detector test 106. Don't blame me 107. Expensive computer equipment 108. Living on a lake 109. Smiley face 110. Rap cd's 111. Advertisement 112. First date 113. Siamese twins 114. Burning cd's 115. Funny tasting fish 116. Great news 117. Reality show 118. Mole problem 119. High-speed internet connection 120. Selling blood 121. I love... 122. If I ever win the lottery... 123. Don't worry 124. How to deal with a man who's very unattractive 125. Can I keep him, dad? 126. Burger world drive thru 127. Liberal bias 128. Important phone call 129. "You deserve a date with me..." 130. I hate spammers 131. "Did you turn the water off, son?" 132. Questionnaire 133. Please help! 134. Eating homework and fighting cats 135. Meeting with the boss 136. Press conference 137. Dog trap 138. Monster truck extravaganza 139. Bedside prayers 140. Profit report 141. On sale 142. Only 1 life 143. Christmas lights 144. Good boy 145. Sadistic criminal 146. Sweet boss 147. Widescreen repair 148. Turn the other cheek 149. Cleaning the room 150. Sleep talking 151. Brick wall 152. Good news 153. Memo 154. Go take a shower 155. New lawn mowers 156. Reality show 157. Telemarketer of the year 158. Practicing golf 159. Joe's pizza 160. Sale! 161. An artist's rendering of a fish 162. Antoni crime family 163. Trips to the fridge 164. Duct tape 165. Bathroom assembler 166. $10 million raise 167. New furniture 168. Car accident 169. Hard time focusing 170. More powerful computer 171. Angry wife? 172. Not allowed to by chocolate 173. Neighborhood watch 174. Close to the highway 175. Cut the lawn 176. Scuba diving 177. Nightmare 178. Online newspaper 179. Cartoons 180. Web design 181. Paperboy 182. Security checks 183. Fast development 184. Spam 185. $2 coupon 186. Snow blower 187. Good breath 188. Barbwire, a watchdog and security cameras 189. The end is near 190. Pay cuts 191. Spammers 192. Cottage on the lake 193. Big windows overlooking the city 194. Car accident 195. Casual dress day 196. Expensive car 197. Doggy-door 198. Not yet submitted