HumorShack - Animal Joke #12 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Hunting Licence A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?" The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said,  "This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting licence?" The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting licence. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said,  "This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting licence?" The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting licence. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting licence?" Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter produced the appropriate licence. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and said,  "You've got all of these licences, just where the hell are you from?" The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said  "You're so smart, YOU tell ME! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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