HumorShack - Animal Joke #29 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] One Liners What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A monkey with a machine gun. Why do ducks have flat feet? To stamp out forrest fires Why do Elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks Why do elephants paint their feet yellow? To hide upside down in bowls of custard Never seen an elephant upside down in your custard?? Then it must work How do you get elephants to go into a mini? Tell them there's custard in there How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge? Yellow footprints in the egg tray How do you know that elephant has been to your house? There's a mini parked outside! What is the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Bloody great holes all over Australia. What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him... he's not gonna' come anyway! [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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