HumorShack - Animal Joke #41 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Things You Should Know About Cats 3 Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. Ever watched a cat clean its privates?  Cats are good for dusting high places.  Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats. You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage. Cats have their own lives; get on with yours. [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

Search archive