HumorShack - Animal Joke #54 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Bird's Former Life It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish, and a young couple was rowing in a small boat. Two crows were cruising by, eyeing some targets to poop on. The younger of the two crows tried to show off, and dove toward the three guys. Tut, tut, tut. But it went thud, thud, only hitting only two of the three guys. The older crow flew toward the young couple in the moving rowboat. Tut, tut. And it went thud, hitting only one of the couple. Since this was a moving target, it didn't seem all that bad. Then out from nowhere, came this little bird, wings still wet like it was just been hatched. It dove toward the three guys. Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It swooped over to the rowboat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud. Then a kid riding a bike entered the park. The little bird flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on a tree branch. So the two crows feeling embarrassed flew over to the little bird and said, "We are very impressed! Where did you learn to poop on people like that?" The little bird said, "I may be a new hatch but I've got plenty of experience. In my former life I was a lawyer." [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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