HumorShack - Blonde Joke #3 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] One liners A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. Q: A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Q: How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Submitted by: Unknown [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]

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