It's 8:00 AM at a gambling casino. There are two guys waiting
at the dice table for additional competition. A very attractive
lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a
single roll of the dice. The other two agree.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm not wearing underwear." With that she strips naked from the
waste down. She then rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma
needs a new pair of pants! YES! I WIN!"
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves.
The other two just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one
of them asks, "What did she roll anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought you were watching
the dice!"
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