HumorShack - Dirty Joke #48 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Divorce court Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court. Angelina says: "Your honor, we benna marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he'always pickna his nose ana when we maka love he's a never letsa me on top.  I just canna taka dis anymore." The judge listens solemnly then addresses Giuseppi.  "Giuseppi, isa dis true.You always a picka your nose and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself?"   Giuseppi says, "Well your honor, itsa true.  I picka my nose a lot and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she'sa  gotta be on da bottom.  Itsa all go'sa back to when I'ma young boy.  My poppa, he'sa very smarta man.  I always follow ev'ryting he say. My poppa one day he says, Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secrets ofa hava successful life.  Number one, you always keepa your nose clean.  Ana number two, never screw up. Submitted by Terazona [Previous Joke] [Next Joke]