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HumorShack - Dirty Joke #69 [Previous Joke] [Next
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Top Ten Signs Your Grandparents Are Still...
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.
9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same
glass.
8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of
"denture-burn."
7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.
6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also
joints.
5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa's crotch and claps
twice.
4. Your "Grandma" is Anna Nicole Smith.
3. You've just seen the photos in the "BeaverHunt"
section of the May issue of Hustler.
2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.
1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for "doggystyle."
Submitted by Eric
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