HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #40 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] A Lawyer And The Stockbroker's A lawyer and his two stockbroker buddies took a month off to sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane and the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all three to radio for help and scramble into a rubber life raft.  The raft was riding very low in the water and being circled relentlessly by six or seven sharks when a Coast Guard launched a small rescue boat. A giant wave came along and swamped the survivor's raft. In an instant the sharks mauled the stockbrokers into little more than hamburger, but then broke apart to form a pathway and escort the survivor safely into the hands of the Coast Guard.  "Damn!" gasped one of the astonished sailors. "That was a miracle!"  "Nah," explained the lawyer modestly, wringing the seawater out of his shirt. "Just professional courtesy."  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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