HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #48 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] The Lawyer's Dog A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast from the counter.  The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog is running unleashed and steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"  "Absolutely."  "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."  The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50 (attorneys don't carry cash).  Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer:  An invoice : Consultation........... $20.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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