HumorShack - Lawyer Joke #80 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Signs The Police Chief Doesn't Like You As His Employee * He refers to you as "our mascot."  * Instead of a gun, you were issued a water pistol.  * Your locker is also the broom closet.  * The job description in your contract includes "crash test dummy" and "pepper-spray test subject."  * He sends you on drug raids - alone.  * He always tells you that only wussies call for back-up.  * He makes up "missing persons" and then sends you to look for them.  * You always get the patrol car with the flat tire, no gas, a dead battery and a broken air conditioner.  * He lied to you about an "officer exchange program" and put you on a plane to Siberia.  * He doesn't like to be seen with you in public.  [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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