HumorShack - Wedding Joke #16 [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting Stupidity  2. You Too Can Do Housework  3. PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut  4. How To Properly Fill An Ice Tray  5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underwear For Christmas (Just Give Us Credit Cards)  6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming Home Drunk At 4:00am  7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques (formerly called "Don't Wash My Silks")  8. Parenting Roles Beyond Initial Conception  9. Get A Life - Learn To Cook  10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You Are Obviously Wrong  11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right  12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence  13. You, The Weaker Sex  14. Reasons To Give Flowers  15. How To Stay Awake After Sex  16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere Except In The Bathroom  17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb  18. A. You Really Can Fall Asleep Without Doing It, If You Really Try  B. The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake In The Morning, Take A Cold Shower  19. You Cannot Always Wear Whatever You Damn Well Please  20. How To Put Down A Toilet Seat (formerly called "No It's Not A Bidet")  21. Give Me A Break - Why We Know Your Excuses Are Often Bullshit  22. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate Without Getting Lost  23. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency  24. Romanticism - Other Ideas Beyond Sex  25. Helpful Posture Hints For Couch Potatoes  26. Mother-in-Laws Are People Too  27. The Weekend And Sports Are Not Synonymous  28. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children  29. You Too Can Be A Designated Driver  30. Male Bonding: Leave Your Friends At Home  31. You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked  32. Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works!  33. Attainable Goal - Omitting Foul Expletives From Your Vocabulary  34. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary  35. You Don't Really Need That Porsche After Thinning Hair And Mid-Life Crisis  36. How To Tolerate Bras And Pantyhose Hanging In The Bathroom [Previous Joke] [Next Joke] Send your favorite jokes to HumorShack

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